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First off, behold the wisdom of the Daily Show: Next: The CDC recommends washing your hands for 20 seconds. "Happy birthday" isn't my...

So. Frickin. Happy.

Just look at this place!

“No, but you tell contra dancers to get in a line...”

Catalina here we come!

Tomorrow I'll wake up in beautiful California, hop on a ferry filled with dancers, and co-call the weekend with Dana Parkinson to the...

I went as a tourist, so naturally I brought a selfie stick. These people are so frickin' beautiful.